Well, now that you know all about my Christmas shenanigans, I would like to move onto more pressing matters. I'm sure many of you have experienced unemployment. I, my friends, am just such a person. I AM UNEMPLOYED! PLEASE HELP ME OUT!

As a recent college graduate, I am still looking for a job and we all know how tough that can be considering the current recession.

The reason I am telling you all this is because I am opening up my services for commission. It will be based on first-come-first-serve and I will start out with 10 open spaces. I will consider opening more if I receive a large amount of interest.

Please, only serious commissioners should be contacting me. If you cannot pay, then I'm sorry, but I cannot accept your commission. I really need the money and I'm willing to do pretty much any commission, as long as it is reasonable. I will decide the commission's reasonableness when I talk with each commissioner.

Pricing and payment methods will be discussed with commissioners. Pricing will be decided based upon time, materials, and other specifics.

If anyone would like to commission me e-mail me at drawn dot out dot love at gmail dot com. Come on people I know you want to help me out!!!

Please, PLEASE! Tell all your friends and tell your friends to tell their friends and so on.